The Oncoming Storm

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,
baffle them with bullshit.
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Anonymous asked: What kind of law did you study?

illegalities:

  • Constitutional Law
  • Contracts
  • Sales
  • Criminal Law
  • Criminal Procedure
  • Evidence
  • Real Property
  • Torts
  • Agency
  • Commercial Paper
  • Conflicts of Law
  • Corporations
  • Family Law
  • Federal Jurisdiction and Procedure
  • Partnership
  • Secured Transactions
  • Wills, and
  • Trusts

But after Wednesday, the bar exam will be over and in that case, my focus is criminal.

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djentlemen:

This is the best

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thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

Her daughter was used because she was the only one who woudn’t run away crying.

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kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

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GOOD LUCK THIS WEEK TO THE LAWBLRS TAKING THE BAR EXAM

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shethinks-shespeaks:

May Beysus be with you.

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You got this.

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trust:

still wondering how they made this movie

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cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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