The Oncoming Storm

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,
baffle them with bullshit.
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Mitch Hedberg! I love this man

Mitch Hedberg! I love this man

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hermionejg:

Grace fills in for John (x)

(Source: feyminism, via hewastheirfriendd)

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thebrainscoop:

venomouswalrus:

THOSE TEETH! HANDS DOWN COOLEST TEETH!

From Chicago Adventure, Part Three: Little Skeletons

Adaptive evolution is thrilling! Look how specialized! wonderful! crazy! 

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thebrainscoop:

xalith:

Emily Graslie and The Brain Scoop are leaving Missoula, Montana and moving to the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago, Illinois.  This is a huge accomplishment for Emily and for the show, so I figured that it merited a bit of fan art.  I decided to go for a bit of a comic book style with this one. Line art, flattened color, full color, and final (with additional value-based shading) versions are shown.

Congratulations, Emily!  You’ve landed your dream job!  I honestly cannot think of a better match than you and the Field Museum.  With your passion and enthusiasm for what you do, they are as lucky to have you as you are to have them.  I’m looking forward to hearing about your adventures there.

I know that you’re leaving a lot behind to follow this dream, but I’m sure that Missoula will be in your heart for years and years to come.

I’m totally in love with this. Jim is awesome! He is also responsible for this really fantastic illustration of Soon and me. 
Thanks so much for the artwork! 

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Argraggrabble -current mood: grumumbluhbler

I’m tired.Tired just in general cuz I haven’t been sleeping well, but also tired of other things. I’m tired of all the wrong people talking to me at all the wrong times. I’m tired of the people I want attention from ignoring me, and the people I want nothing to do with trying way too hard to earn my affection. I’m tired of school and thinking. And I’m tired of responsibilities.

So I vote we just take a super long time-stopped-so-we-don’t-have-any-responsibilities-and-we-don’t-need-money-or-any-of-that-shit-because-the-world-decided-to-be-super-fucking-awesome-for-once vacation around Europe and Asia and Africa and Australia and everywhere. Ok?

Ok good.

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Hahaha

Hahaha

(Source: legal-savvy)

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rageofthenerd:

lucyintheskywithfandoms:

#the moment I knew I had to be indiana jones

This was actually Harrison Ford improvising. There was supposed to be a long complicated battle where he used the whip to disarm the guy, but Harrison had dysentery and it was hot and he said “Hey Steven can I just shoot him?” and Spielberg liked it so much it went in the movie.

^ one among many epic improvisations by Harrison Ford.  The most notable being “I love you” “I know” when the line was originally “I love you too.”

(via when-theres-trouble)

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forlackofabettercomic:

There’s no problem a good cuddle can’t solve, that’s what I always say.

forlackofabettercomic:

There’s no problem a good cuddle can’t solve, that’s what I always say.

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