The Oncoming Storm

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,
baffle them with bullshit.
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superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

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eclecticwiccan:

IMPORTANT

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man-bro-bukkake-theater:

when you want to continue a conversation but you don’t know what to say

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tinycartridge:

This new Captain Toad trailer is too much ⊟

Playable Toadette! More than 70 levels! And lots of Super Mario 3D World stuff like the Cherry stages/puzzles. Watch the video after the break:

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mydrunkkitchen:

dailymusician:

My two friends and I decided while talking a bathroom break at barnes and noble, we would promote our favorite cutie, mydrunkkitchen and John Green by scattering the books to all corners of the store.

Love you and keep on going with your fucking gut.

you fucking NAILED IT

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Anonymous asked: What is the word for blissfully watching people and wondering about their lives or troubles?

word-stuck:

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows defined the word sonder as the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own— populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness.

Sonder is an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.”

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There isn’t anybody I’d rather be figuring out fight choreographies or how to sell a moment with. He is like my ­acting wife. Totally trustworthy, technically, and intellectually sound.

Robert Downey Jr., on his “acting wife” Jude Law (October 12, 2014)

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When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

Lemony Snicket 
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keptyn:

The Most Quotable Movies Of All Time

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

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edwardspoonhands:

dontgobreakingmyhart:

AHHH HANK IS ON MY TV!! edwardspoonhands

I’m kinda stoked to be able to talk about this now…but now that it’s happening I’m not sure what to say. Except that when I went to LA to shoot this I probably said “The world’s most asked questions can be answered with science” 300 times. During the process of saying that line 300 times, I realized that when we say “Asked” we don’t really say “asked” we pretty much say “Assed.” And that made me laugh a lot.
But, yeah, ads for SciShow on TV! Thanks to YouTube for making that happen…it is very strange and, oddly enough, I’m a little ambivalent about it, but I’m attempting not to examine the gift-horse too closely…especially as it is such a very NICE horse. 
But leaving things unexamined is not really my strong suit soo….

edwardspoonhands:

dontgobreakingmyhart:

AHHH HANK IS ON MY TV!! edwardspoonhands

I’m kinda stoked to be able to talk about this now…but now that it’s happening I’m not sure what to say. Except that when I went to LA to shoot this I probably said “The world’s most asked questions can be answered with science” 300 times. During the process of saying that line 300 times, I realized that when we say “Asked” we don’t really say “asked” we pretty much say “Assed.” And that made me laugh a lot.

But, yeah, ads for SciShow on TV! Thanks to YouTube for making that happen…it is very strange and, oddly enough, I’m a little ambivalent about it, but I’m attempting not to examine the gift-horse too closely…especially as it is such a very NICE horse. 

But leaving things unexamined is not really my strong suit soo….

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